Scorched - Joint Post - Lavi & Kanda - Fishing

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[The feed clicks on entirely by accident that is the Mist controlling the Forges. It's of a shot of the docks and the redhead famous for wandering around them with a fishing pole in hand.

Right now the Forge is too far away to pick up words but a male voice does call out from behind Lavi and catches his attention. So he looks back and grins, waving even at the person.]

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[Kanda's walking down towards Lavi, hands in his pockets and lacking his trusty sword. his face isn't visible as he walks past the Forge (not knowing it's.. on..) but his voice is audible.]

..You're fishing again?

[and slightly annoyed, at that. though as always, it's hard to tell if he really means it.]

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[Lavi's own voice is softer with the distance as he looks up at Kanda. Sounds like he could have said something like "of course" but unless you read lips it's hard to be sure. He's not trying to reach the Forge or speak loudly.

He holds up his pole and gestures with it to a bucket somewhat in view, it's got a few fish tails sticking out of it.]

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[still not visible on screen, but Kanda's expression is not dissimilar to a cat being asked to jump into the pool. did you really have to show the fish tails. :l

walking closer after a small sigh, voice slowly fading with him.]

The hell do you even do with those things? Eat them? [geez, you carnivorous rabbit.]

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[Lavi gets to his feet, laughing at Kanda's expression, not that anyone gets to see how lovely it is. The redhead's voice gets a little louder mostly because he's still laughing.]

Of course, Yuu! What else would I put them in the bucket for? [Of course he is~]

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[Kanda isn't too soft of a talker, so the Forge can still catch bits and pieces of what he's saying. not that it matters, none of this is anything serious anyway. yet.]

How would I know? I don't fish. [peers grumpily into the bucket of fish once he makes it over. are they.. dead...?]

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Suppose I could sell them, but that's kinda pointless here.

[Just as Kanda looks in the bucket a few fish tails flip around and Lavi slides the tip of his fishing pole up Kanda's leg with a teasing grin on his face.]

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..Pointless how? [raising an eyebrow. and SDKJFD JERKING AWAY at the fishing pole on his leg. cut that out. B| kicking at Lavi, though purposefully only catching air.]

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[Moving out of the way~ Perhaps a little closer to the edge of the dock.]

Because of the fishing boat, of course~ I'm going to smoke these for patrols.

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[..you kinda sorta lost him there, Lavi. BUT UH okay, you're smart, that must be the right answer. whatever it means. okay.]

Not with your hammer, I hope. [that's misuse of Innocence. and Kanda can only foresee the possibilities of the fish being burnt.]

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[It's a fishing boat, they take care of all the fishing, right?]

Hardly, man. What kind of Exorcist you take me for~ [And everything else.] I know how to use the stove, which is more than you.

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[verbal explanations would be more useful!]

A lousy one? [well yes. kanda wants to keep his clothes unsinged, please.]

..What's that supposed to mean? [B| ]

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[Meh. Those are for losers. Lavi pulls on a hurt look and tone.]

That hurts, Yuu! [Putting his hand over his heart. And then grins.] That you can't cook~

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[they're for idiots slow people. :c]

Yeah. Right. [he doesn't caaaare because he didn't really mean it, and he knows Lavi knows that.

plants a boot on Lavi's back. or shoulder. whatever he can reach. not pushing, but...] I can cook you well enough.

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It does, Yuu. [Holding onto the boot now, making Kanda remain in that ridiculous stance.]

Hurts me to the very core of my being! [Okay. Overboard going.] And I say that you can't.

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I'm sure it does. [..well at least he has good balance. and nobody's watching. EXCEPT HAHA Anatole will be seeing this :c

eyes narrowing. B| oh yeah? giving that final push, and going to try booting Lavi off the dock and into the water. go drown, you silly rabbit!]

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Of course it do-- [Shoved and yelping!

But the hoot is that he still has a hold on Kanda. Come for a swim with me! Be the pretty mermaid we know you can be~]

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[sldkjfkjdffusdyfs

TUMBLING INTO THE LAKE with a very manly yelp. ohgodwater WHAT DO WHAT DO LAVI WHERE ARE YOU, BE MY LIFEBOAT! but mermaids can swim. kanda.. can't.. :C]

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[NOW YOU KNOW HOW HE FEELS.

Being on the first end of going in Lavi went down a little bit further than Kanda and struggles up to the surface. Immediately getting splashed by Kanda's panicked flailing.]

Oi! Oi! Stop flailing, damnit! [Struggling to get away from Kanda himself to avoid becoming a post. DO NOT WANT BE LIFEBOAT. We're teaching you after this.]

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[NO HE DOESN'T, BECAUSE LAVI CAN SWIM AND KANDA'S CAN'T. MUCH.

he can't even hear Lavi beyond the garbled mess of water and shameful amount of splashing. GRABBING FOR LAVI'S LEG. OH NO YOU DON'T. GET BACK HERE. that sounds embarrassing...]

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[slkdhg Dr-dragged back under the water a bit and flounders in the water before grabbing his hammer out of its holster and using the "extend" command to shoot them both out of the water.

Of course it is. Now put on the floaties.] What was that for?!

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[SPUTTERS. THANK GOD FOR AIR. not the floaties..!





do you really want words, Lavi? how about Kanda just glares at you from behind a curtain of sopping wet hair as he latches onto the pier and pulls himself out. yeah. he'll just. glare. you now owe the Grudge him a hair tie.]

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[Yes, the floaties.

Lavi just goes all silent. The glare is not pretty, not at all. Nightmares tonight about it for sure. Birthday present or too far away?]

It's not my fault, Yuu! You pushed me!

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[...manly floaties? B|

glareglareglareglare. and another glare for good measure. n.. no birthday present..?

RRRR just going. silent. haul himself out. and reaching to pull off a boot so he can CHUCK IT LAVI'S HEAD.]

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[They will be painted camo.

Birthday present!

salkhdg Hit. And falls off the hammer and back into the water. Resurfacing a little bit later, splashing water up at him.]

What was that for?!

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[gdit html faillll

no birthday present!

...WELL SHIT NOW HE'S MISSING A SHOE.]

For breaking my hair tie. [B| and drowning his boot.]

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[...Birthday present.

TOO LATE. IT SUNK.]

How was that my fault?! [Swimming over to the ladder and climbs up.]

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[ALSO CAMO IS NOT MANLY ENOUGH..

..NO!

GOD. DAMN. IT.]

It just is! [attempting to kick the ladder over. if it's kickoverable. he'll try to kick it over anyway!]

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[YES IT IS.

>: Will buy you new boots?

You can't kick it off, man. Nailed in. Climbing up and grabbing Kanda's leg again. If you don't to go for another swim, knock it off.]

No it's not!

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[NO IT'S NOT, IT'S. CAMO.

..don't want boots for a birthday present :l

can.. try... he can kick a crater in a wall, surely nails are no match! but, probably not using enough force to knock it over anyway. B|]

Yes it is! [shaking his leg. get off, get off!]

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[CAMO IS FOR BOYS.

Getting boots and hair tie. Yep.

Still holding onto him.] It's not the same and you know it! I don't need another bath!

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[CAMO IS TACKY.

that's a horrible birthday present.

sdlkfffff. fine. swinging his leg to the side so Lavi can get onto the pier. and glowering balefully. B| from behind wet bangs that are sticking to his face, ugh this is annoying.]

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[TOO BAD.

...How? They're useful and you didn't use the last one that he got you.

Climbing up properly and getting to his feet, ignoring the glower.]

Future reference, I'm not a buoy either. [Going to get his Forge now.] Head's not full of air.

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[/REJECTS CAMO FLOATIES

...because clothes are the worst birthday present.. :c not that he wants one! no presents!

Bl wringing out his hair now.]

Che. Could've fooled me.

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[/HEART BREAKS

...You don't want anything he gives you.

Picks up his Forge now.] Don't make me push you back in!

[Lavi doesn't mean it and whatever Kanda says in reply will get cut off midway by Lavi's fingers.]

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[/USES MIRACLE GRO TO REPAIR

...he likes when lavi gives him peace and quiet...]

As if you could. [probably cut off halfway through 'could'. if he had a rock nearby, he'd throw at you, Lavi.]